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Sportios, the Breakfast of Winners (TM). Proof of Championship required upon purchase. Valid forms of identification include Gold Medals, Trophies, Blue Ribbons or Signed Referee Acknowledgement. Sportios reserves the right to revoke purchase should Proof of Championship be found invalid. No Losers.
I guess when you’re travelling through space all alone looking for an invisible berry, you got a lot of time to dream up stuff like this.
I think we all know what that’s like!
Thank God for Wikipedia.
It’s better than a dragon-shaped soap dispenser. But not by much!
Wheaties: Breakfast of champions! Also of placers, losers, and non-participants, but that’s less impressive.
(A dragon-shaped soap dispenser sounds neat. I like dragons, some might say excessively.)