British Chimney Sweep
Ho Ho Ho! It’s the Crunchy Bunches Holiday Special 2014! You ever notice how Santa always wears the same thing, except he can’t decide on the color of his gloves? Sometimes they’re white, sometimes black or brown, sometimes green. I bet that’s like his version of a wacky business tie. The only part of his outfit that lets him express his individuality to the world. Green means he’s feeling rebellious! Santa, simmer down you crazy diamond.
lololololololol!!!!!
*shakes fist at the heavens* CONTINUITYYYYYYY!
Poor Santa can’t even get what he wants for Christmas!
Silly Santa, presents are for kids!
Pfft, just promise him a bowl if he helps you get the Crunch House back.
Unfortunately, Santa’s Prime Directive prohibits his interference in terrestrial affairs.
You know, I just now realized Santa Clause is the Crunchy Bunches equivalent of the Trix Rabbit and now I can’t stop laughing about it.
All those people telling me to leave milk and cookies outside my chimney for Santa were clearly lying! He wanted a bowl of Crunchy Bunches all along!
Shine on, you crazy, blue, marbit-diamond.
Fortune favors the prepared. Shame on Santa for not following Crunchy’s comic.