Cinnamonsters
If my cereal always ate itself I might be annoyed at first, but then again, it is saving me a lot of work after all. I wonder if the final piece has all the flavor of the previous pieces combined, like some sort of super-cereal piece. These are the tough questions asked here at Crunchy Bunches.
The most disturbing self-assembling cereal turducken you ever shall behold.
Definitely in the top 5 most disturbing self-assembling cereal turducken list, at least.
The cereal bowl knows no mercy.
Technically, a cereal bowl counts as international waters. Anything goes.
Those commercials always kind of freaked me out…
And then they added narration specifically addressing the ladies, for some reason.
That was because they decided to start marketing Cinnamon Toast Crunch as a diet cereal, because adult women need completely unmodified children’s breakfast cereals to succeed when dieting.
They made me wonder if Wendell was okay. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a cinnamon covered skeleton somewhere in the dark corner of a cereal factory somewhere….