I don’t usually celebrate St. Valentine’s Day, but I always observe the following holiday: St. Eating Half-price Candy Alone in the Dark Day.
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I don’t usually celebrate St. Valentine’s Day, but I always observe the following holiday: St. Eating Half-price Candy Alone in the Dark Day.
Finally, it’s the day where everything is pink and probably has chocolate in the middle! It’s Cupid’s work anniversary, so make sure to grab a slice of cake from the break room. Oh, it’s gone already. Well, there’s still the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nothing says valentines like reconstituted wheat and rice byproduct, dried and varnished with corn syrup and eventually submerged in a cow’s maternal fluids!