D(e)ad Jokes
You know what my biggest problem with eating cereal is? No, not the misshaped cornflakes, or the marbits with holes in them. It’s a much worse problem!
I can’t take a photo of my self while eating it!! I mean, c’mon cereal, get with the times! Why, if only there was some accommodating invention that exists which could let me eat my cereal while simultaneously snapping a pic of my food-stuffed face… wait a moment, there IS SUCH AN INVENTION!!!
www.cinnamontoastcrunch.tumblr.com/selfiespoon
Finally! It’s the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Selfie Spoon, oh boy! Just what I always wanted for my most photogenic of breakfast activities.
…if only it wasn’t completely sold out. I don’t know why they didn’t realize everyone in the world would immediately buy four, because that seems like the obvious outcome of this sale to me, right?
This might be one of the best Henways I’ve ever seen.
I had to look up what a Henway was, but thanks for the educational compliment!
Darn it, you were supposed to ASK ME. XD
“What’s a Henway?”
“Oh, about five pounds.” *ba-dum-TISH!*
Oops. I guess wikipedia has ruined henways.
“You’ve got some updoc on your shoulder.”
“Oh really? Let me look up what that is on the vast information highway.”
“sigh.”
I can only think that ghost must have been so disappointed all the other times someone read the headstone only to say things like:
“Have you ever heard of a family named Gravisthiz?”
“Who is called Gravisthiz?”
“Gravisthiz? What an odd name!”
And then worst of all, that one time when someone said “Who’s ‘Grahv-ist-hiz?'”
All those wrong setups had the ghost rolling in it’s gravisthiz.