Fizzy Deliciousness
If Sodafall Grotto was located in some other region, it might’ve been called Popfall Grotto. Or maybe Cokefall Grotto? Thankfully it’s not that last one, or I could’ve been sued!
Honestly, whenever someone asks me if I usually call it pop or soda, I can never remember which word comes more naturally to me. It’s just something you call a soft drink without thinking about it too much, you know? According to this handy map, here’s what people around the states are calling it: popvssoda.com I’m in pop territory myself, but I swear I call it soda a lot too.
The page makes it appear that he was belching just from looking at the pond. That’s some powerful soda…
There’s probably a fine mist all around the pond. A fine… Sierra mist, if you will.
“Phew! I didn’t find the Lemonstone, but I did see some exotic marine life!”
“Theo, there’s nothing down there but old Pop Rocks packets!”
“And some Pixy Stix.”
“Sweet!”
“I ate them all! Even the endangered ones!”
What’s the deal with all the weirdos calling it coke even if it’s not Coke?
I guess it’s like Kleenex™ or Dumpster™. Coincidentally, that’s their new slogan. “Coke™: It’s like Kleenex™ or a Dumpster™!”
…dumpster was a trademark? What the hell, man.