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If I’ve learned anything from commercials, and I think I have, it’s that any problem can be solved by a box of cereal on the breakfast table. Raving lunatic accosting you? Offer him cereal, it will calm him. Death-Trap closing in on you? Eat some cereal- those B vitamins will help you escape. Tension rising in delicate hostage negotiations? Remind everyone of their shared love for Special K. Pressure valve on orbiting moon station malfunctioning? Enjoy some Kix and try not to think of the dark void of space swallowing you whole like the cold, gaping maw of heartless Terror herself. Down by two points in the big game? Wheaties time! You see, cereal solves every problem.