True Evil by Scott on July 26, 2014 at 12:01 am Chapter: Crunchy Evil Bunches Sometimes you just gotta embrace the villainy. It sometimes feels a bit down and just needs a hug.
And right off the bat, Benton finds himself staring the Cereal Event Horizon in the face and taking a step back.
You’re never gonna be an Ozymandias at this rate, Benton.
Who crunches the Crunch Men?
How about bran? Nice, healthy bran.
Anything that helps ya poop is heroic in my book.